if you’re one of those people who screams like they’re in a tournament after winning a bout/touch during club practice i will judge you so hard ok

if you’re one of those people who screams like they’re in a tournament after winning a bout/touch during club practice i will judge you so hard ok

  • dont be a dick to wheelchair fencers because they have the ability to whip your ass 15-0 without even standing

Anonymous asked: Wheelchair Fencing

thats….supposed to be a fencer problem? cause its not…its an event….

  • the cool kid: allstar
  • the mysterious awesome foreigner: negrini
  • the reliable bro: absolute
  • the slightly less reliable bro: blue gauntlet
  • the incredibly flamboyant dick with really amazing bags: leon paul
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Anonymous asked: Results just came back from school tryouts and I got put on jv... When a freshman was put on varsity. I'm currently a sophomore but last year I came first place in my regions jv championship.. I was sure I would get on v but not I'm confused bc it's like I'm being replaced! She's really good and has been fencing for three years. I'm afraid my coaches don't think I work hard enough.. They haven't signed me up for the tournament where most jv go bc the new girl took my spot

dang that sucks bro
just practice more, get better results than the chick and prove to your coaches that you’re better

coaches are smart people though, they dont just replace older people with newcomers for shits and giggles, she probably is better than you, and in that case, you can either accept that as a fact, or work hard enough to beat her

no, mr. div 1 men’s saber fencer who shall remain anonymous, you did not cover your iphone fast enough to hide the fact that you were listening to Call me Maybe but shh its ok i refuse to judge u friend

no, mr. div 1 men’s saber fencer who shall remain anonymous, you did not cover your iphone fast enough to hide the fact that you were listening to Call me Maybe but shh its ok i refuse to judge u friend

Submissionaw dude im so sorry :( that really sucks. hopefully things will work out, there are open clinics out there you can attend for little to nothing at all! Talk to the right coach/club and they might be able to help you out!

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aw dude im so sorry :( that really sucks. hopefully things will work out, there are open clinics out there you can attend for little to nothing at all! Talk to the right coach/club and they might be able to help you out!

  • first thought after someone hits me really hard: fuck i could've parried that
  • second thought after someone hits me really hard: ouch